Anyone else annoyed that the stores started advertizing CHRISTMAS and we're not even to Hallowe'en yet? I mean, yeah, you want to be ready for mailing Christmas gifts and cards in time, but October 1st? Argg!

I totally refuse to buy anything for Christmas until after Thanksgiving (except for a couple of things that do need a month's lead time to mail).

That said, a couple of Hallowe'en-ish type quizes/memes for your entertainment:

You Could Not Be a Vampire

Sorry, but you're not just cut out for flesh eating, turning into a bat, and living forever. But that's okay. The sight of blood turns your stomach... without even thinking of drinking it. And while you definitely would never be a vampire, you're exactly the type of frail prey Dracula wannabe's crave. Maybe it's time to arm yourself with a cross and some nasty garlic breath! What you would like best about being a vampire: The raw power (though you wouldn't admit it to anyone) What you would like least about being a vampire: The whole killing thing

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Halloween Meme

barbarienne haunts your pumpkin

buymeaclue TPs your Wings Greatest Hits

ccfinlay swoops on hotarunokokoro and drains their gerbils

dorianegray shows up with burning torches, pitchforks and dip

hkneale tries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers

hotarunokokoro puts apples in your razorblades

jmeadows dresses up as kendwoods

kendwoods eats barbarienne's spicy, spicy brains.

koshiii gives you a toothbrush

mekkavandexter buries jmeadows at the crossroads with a gerbil through their heart

msisolak TPs hkneale

pkhardy puts real eyeballs in your brains

raecarson puts fake eyeballs in your Bank Manager's lunchbox

safewrite calls pkhardy to let them know the psycho killer's in the basement

wintersweet devours the entire neighbourhood's socks

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